If you’re wondering what Sylvia Browne’s schedule is for her final Montel Show’s, it has been posted on her website or you can what others are saying about it on JREF’s Forum!

I caught a few minutes of the episode a few weeks ago where Montel & Sylvia were talking about this (his show not being renewed) and she acted so casual about it saying stuff like “Oh Montel, you’ll do fine” in her ‘I can’t believe I’m wasting time talking about this’ way and I thought to myself, “I wonder what Montel’s saying right now in his head?  “F You Sylvia?” or “I wouldn’t believe you if you predicted the obvious?”

Anyway…here’s the dates:

Wed, May 14 - Celebrating 17 Years: Sylvia’s Farewell on Montel  <God, let’s hope so!>

Wed, May 21 - The Best of Sylvia Browne <the best of the worst>

Wed, Jun 25 - Sylvia Browne: Live From Las Vegas <home of Sylvia’s final belly flop>

Tue, Jul 15 - On the Other Side with Sylvia <yeah, she’s on the other side…of the welfare line what with about a dozen homes just in California alone!>

Wed, Jul 23 - Sylvia: Answers from Beyond <beyond where, we still don’t know>

Wed, Jul 30 - Questions and Answers with Sylvia <just none that she’s answered already because Sylvia has a tendency to contradict herself>

Wed, Sep 03 - Celebrating 17 Years: Sylvia’s Farewell on Montel  <just the beginning of the repeats…>

Sylvia will be then moving to “Sin City” to serve her junk as well as conducting her Farewell Cruise and Farewell blah blah blah.  Somehow ‘her people’ got her booked at the Excalibur Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas which really doesn’t change my perception to the town (no offense).  She’ll be joining the likes of Louie Anderson and the Thunder from Down Under (Australian Male Hotties)!!  Ticket prices are $82.50 for preferred seating and and $137.50 for VIP Seating!  That’s steep!!

Well, at least the casino got it right.  They have her listed under “Entertainment” and Sylvia Browne should only be considered for Entertainment Purposes Only.  A term used when unhappy customers who pay $750 for a reading with her or $500 for a reading with her son, Chris try to get a refund!!  For this fee you will be chatted with for 20 minutes and then given a bunch of cold reading answers that most should not be taken seriously!  Thankfully they only last 30 minutes so people will only be subjected to 30 minutes of bullshit!

I wonder, if given the choice, how many ladies would choose the “Thunder from Down Under” show which only costs $39.95 for general seating and $49.95 for VIP seating rather than putting up with that raspy-voiced charlatan Sylvia Browne?

Yeah, tough choice!!