06.28.09
Thirteen Things
I just stumbled upon a cool collection of articles…
Thirteen Things
Your Waiter Won’t Tell You
Your Dry Cleaner Won’t Tell You
Your Grocer Won’t Tell You
Your Pizza Guy Won’t Tell You
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Enough Already!
I respect and admire Michael Jackson as much as anyone. Meaning…I acknowledge like everyone else that the man had talent! He could dance and sing like nobody’s business! But, he was also a drug-addict, lived beyond his means and skirted the law because of his fame.
Had he be you or I, we’d be in jail a long time ago.
So, on the third day of around-the-clock coverage <enough already!> I just have to say that we idolize some freaky people!
If only we idolized the people who are working to cure cancer, keeping the streets safe or the people who feed the hungry or the myriad of other choices instead, huh?
I grew up with Michael and I am truly saddened by the loss his family and friends are going through but his fans were never as close to him as they are now! Even MJ jokes are suddenly inappropriate! Great! And, Michael can finally be at peace with who he is! Great!
We have issues with North Korea threatening to wipe us off the map while we have a popular and entertaining president in office who is floundering like crazy and a questionable-beyond-belief cabinet!
We have the Iran hierarchy ordering the execution of their opponents and Afghanistan officials inviting the Taliban to vote in their upcoming election!
We are going to be blind-sided by one of the biggest tax increases in history and we still have troops fighting on foreign soil!
We’re going to hell in a hand-basket!
Wake the hell up!
This ain’t heaven, Man!
Snap out of it!
Eddie Van Halen Weds Again and It’s Not Valerie!
The master of the guitar riffs that make you say “huh?” got married this weekend and it wasn’t Valerie, who looks great these days! She’s my age is on TV in a bikini! You go girl!!
Yes. I am one of those people who always hoped that Valerie and Eddie would patch things up because their just so damned cute, but apparently they’re pretty happy so I won’t stand in their way!
Instead, Eddie married his girlfriend of 3 years and her name is Janie Liszewski. She is 39 years old and she’s very pretty…looks a little like a young Valerie…I dunno. Janie had her 15 year old Pomeranian, Kano walk her down the aisle so she cannot be all that bad! Anyone who includes their dog in their wedding is a-okay in my book!
They married in a casual affair at Eddie’s home and, get this…I love this…they had a totally non-alcoholic reception! You go, Man!! And, Valerie was at the wedding so that’s pretty cool too! The bride dressed up and Eddie and Wolfgang dressed nice and casual including flip-flops. Not just Eddie but Janie wore them too! I think that’s cool! I got married bare-foot…<shrug>. And Alex, a non-denominational minister, performed the ceremony! Very cool!
Anyway…
In this day and age where we seem to idolize drug-addicts who live beyond their means but are given free passes because they have talent, it is so refreshing to hear someone “out there in Hollywood-land” not getting through the day in a drug-induced haze…and HAPPY!
Kendra Wilkenson also married her boyfriend, Hank Baskett at the Playboy Mansion this Saturday. Obviously, there was nothing casual about this affair and being that it’s almost 5 a.m. in NJ on Sunday morning, I’d bet that they’re still partying at the Mansion!! Kendra’s not partying though. She’s having Hank’s baby on Christmas Day! How exciting, huh? She’s alright. I only follow her because of “The Girl’s Next Door” and because I like to watch someone who’s slightly more obnoxious than myself. <ha-ha>
I’ve never totally understood the need for humans to legitimize their love. I did it too…couldn’t wait to get married and wasn’t going to stand for us living together forever. It’s very strange but that’s the way we’re built I guess. I would say that it’s a society-related thing but even Aborigines have ceremonies to mark a union. Weird. John and I felt married the second we met. Married by God and then later stamped with New Jersey’s seal of approval…
So…
Congratulations to the happy couples! ![]()
Let’s get out there and do our best to stay together, huh?
06.26.09
Three Icons Go To Heaven
Sadly, we mourn the loss of Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson in such a short period of time.
Ed is in heaven, no longer in debt and is with his good friend, Johnny.
Farrah is just as beautiful as we remember her to be, but no longer in pain and suffering.
Michael is in heaven, finally at peace being who he is.
My heart goes out to their family and friends.![]()
06.25.09
When I Look At Kimberley Vlaminck, I See Stars and…
Someone who never wants to have a job!
Not a Superstar: Teen ‘Scarred’ by 56 Tattoos Admits She Lied
N Korea Threatens To Annihilate USA and USA Nods In Acknowledgement
From the AP:
SEOUL, South Korea – North Korea threatened Wednesday to wipe the United States off the map as Washington and its allies watched for signs the regime will launch a series of missiles in the coming days.
NKorea warns of ‘fire shower of nuclear’ attack
NKorea threatens US; world anticipates missile
Where is Hillary Clinton?
Where is Robert Gates?
Where the heck is everybody?
Where is the outrage?
We all know how Obama feels about everything…
Extend a hand of friendship which is awesome!
It really is noble, although we all know who we are dealing with!
I also think it’s awesome when unicorns come up and let you pet them instead of running away all of the time!
And no where do I see any type of “stepping up” from our government! All they are doing is stating the facts!
Are we so encapsulated by the budget that a nuclear threat of annihilation goes over our heads?
<”If I can’t have my sports-car parked in front of my over-priced home, we might as well get nuked because life isn’t worth living” gasp>
And why did we let Obama get us so deeply in debt knowing damned well that N Korea has had this intention for a long, long time? What the heck, man!!
I feel like I should jump on one of those unicorns and run away! It’s gotta be less surreal where they hang out than it is here!
My only hope is that the quiet we are experiencing is the foundation of our government working underground to resolve the take-over that we are presently experiencing before we all wake up one day under very different circumstances which we are unable to render without another war for independence from our own government!
That is, if we survive N Korea’s annihilation threat!
Put ‘em up!
06.24.09
If New Jersey’s Rain Was Snow…
According to the Weather Channel, my part of NJ has gotten 5.49 inches of rain in June so far! If the rain was snow instead we would have gotten 50.49 inches or 4′2″ of snow!![]()
Would You Be Surprised If This Happened To You?
From the Burlington County Times (6/19):
EVESHAM – A woman’s purse was stolen at 6:38 p.m. Wednesday in the Kohl’s parking lot on Route 73 as she was emptying her shopping cart.
While the woman was loading her vehicle, another vehicle drove by and an occupant reached out of the window and took the victim’s purse, which was on the shopping cart, police said.
The suspect’s vehicle was described as a silver or gold sport utility vehicle bearing a possible New Jersey partial license plate of “YSP,” police said.
Anyone with information about the theft is asked to contact Evesham police at 856-983-1118 or their confidential tip line at 856-983-4699.
I wouldn’t be surprised!
What does surprise me is the amount of people who leave their purses in the seat of the shopping cart while they browse around!
What the heck!!
Yesterday I was in Wal-Mart. I saw a shopping cart with a purse in it. It was unzipped and wide-open with the only thing between a thief and the wallet was a shopping list! I spotted two elderly ladies and one didn’t have a purse on her arm so I kidded with them about how they should know better to which they responded a resounding, “I know!” and they thanked me. Sweet ladies!!
Then I went to Superfresh where I saw the same thing! The woman had her purse wide open in the seat of the cart while she emptied her stuff onto the conveyor belt! My hands, while at ease on the sides of my body, were only a foot or two from her wide-open purse! Had I been a different person, who knows? But she had such a nasty look on her face so I just stood there.
Now, the story about the woman having it swiped from her cart while she filled her trunk is a new twist, but I am still not surprised! I read the paper and watch the news!
Tough times bring out the best and the worst in people!
I do feel for anyone who has their purse or wallet stolen. Really, I do, but I cannot keep it up if people continue this sort of complacency! Knowledge is Power People!
And, I’d bet dollars to donuts that somehow, the tax-payers and those who use the same credit card company as the card that was stolen, will pay for it!!
SO PLEASE!!
If your purse doesn’t comfortably stay on your shoulder while you’re shopping, buy a new one!
AND
The first thing you should put in your trunk when you’re emptying your cart is your purse!!
Stop Being An Easy Target![]()
06.23.09
Hey Perez, Karma’s A Bitch!
I just read a few accounts of what went down at an after-party for the “MuchMusic Awards Show” that was held in Toronto this past Sunday. What a trip!!
Apparently, Will-i-am had enough of Perez and his snide remarks about people, especially Fergie, that make it onto his blahg and he said something to Perez about it. An angry verbal exchange ensued when Perez dropped the “f” word! <GASP!>
No! Not that “f” word! The other ugly one!
And GLAAD is NOT glad about it!!
And then, someone punched Perez in the mouth! <Again…GASP!>
Perez, who has become famous for bringing people down, has been begging for retaliation for so long now and it went too far but maybe there was just so much karma that nothing else would have sufficed!
Karma is such a bitch!!
And I am not talking about the Miss America Pageant thang because I honestly believe it was a good question that Perez asked of Carrie Prejean! Anyway…
Perez is claiming that the man who punched him was none other than the man who managed a ’super Liberal who made the Obama YES WE CAN music videos’, Polo Molina, who was arrested on a single count of assault and ordered to appear in court on Aug. 5. As you can see in the video though, it was mayhem in the dark so it will probably be a “he (she?) said/he said” sort of thing!
And get this! Instead of calling the police, Perez tweeted them? Seriously? The pictures on your Twitter account make me want to vomit!
I agree that physical violence is NEVER acceptable but come on!
We’re all human and we can only take so much!!
You can watch these YouTube Videos if you’d like.
Perez Hilton’s Statement About The Will.i.am Incident Part 1
Perez Hilton’s Statement About The Will.i.am Incident – Part 2
Will.i.am’s Statement About the Fight with Perez Hilton
Video of the fight between Perez Hilton and Will.i.am
06.22.09
Is Your Check Engine Light On?
I got a leaflet in my registration renewal from the NJ Motor Vehicle Commission. On it was the following:
If your Check Engine light stays on all the time, you may have a serious mechanical problem and your car will not pass inspection. But before you get too worried, here’s a little tip: Make sure your gas cap is screwed on tight. In most new cars, this warning light comes on if your gas cap is loose. Sometimes a little twist does the trick!
For more tips, visit NJInspections.com
Drive Safely![]()















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