There is one cable news channel that you either love or you hate…vehemently!  Fox News!  You either have it on all day or you despise it more than rotted cabbage laying under your bed!

No other news channel gets the attention that Fox News gets!
Even the President talks about how awful they are!  Although, my opinion is that Barack Obama watches Fox News all day, which is how he knows which way to run and hide…dodge and dart…bob and weave!  But, that’s just me and mine <opinion>!

Lately, people have come out and accused Fox News of outright lies!  Seriously? If that is true, then why aren’t they taken off the air or at least fined and reprimanded!?  Why haven’t they?  Because instead of being proven to have lied, their facts are proven to be the truth! Nobody wants to admit that…especially supporters of Obama and the Communist/Liberal media.
Yes, all news stations have been caught in a blunder now and then, but the way people speak about Fox News, you would think that they’re less factual than SNL’s news!  And, that’s just not true, and everyone knows it!

The truth is that the research team at Fox is fantastic!
I’d hate you too if I were flying under the radar and I knew that it was just a matter of time before Fox mentions MY name!  Sheesh!
It’s amazing that they don’t get death threats, although I’m sure they do because the world is full of nut-jobs!

The “rabid” research team at Fox is able to repeatedly uncover some of the most scandalous news!  Scandals that have facts, figures and documents to back up them up!  That has to be infuriating!! Especially when they are called on their stories and are able to give information to prove it!  They’re like the TMZ of serious news!  <I want to know who would cover a scandal at TMZ…>

And if they’re “lies” aren’t enough to explain your hatred for them, there’s always other things that Fox News can be picked on for!

Let’s see.  First, attack their gall to please you visually!<the nerve!!> The news team is gorgeous and personable!  The wardrobe department gets a gold star, as do the set designers who make sure that those legs are showing and the suit fits perfect!  But, that’s no reason for hating them…unless you don’t like girls and guys!  Some may call that sexist…I call that a great production team!

Next, attack the light-hearted way that they present some of the stories.<go ahead…make my day> Yes, they joke around!  Some people think that news should not be fun…everything’s gotta be all serious, as if the news isn’t bad enough!  I feel badly for them. When I watch the other cable news channels, I find myself drifting off to sleep with their monotone-style conversations and backdrops!

Fox knows what we want!  We want to be entertained while we learn!  We learn that when we’re little kids!! 
<I will not learn my A, B, C’s unless they’re on brightly colored blocks of wood, for instance> I welcome their levity with open arms because the last 7 months has pushed me to the edge!

And then you have the third reason people hate Fox News!
Yes, they may hang a little to the right!  They’ve been accused of being one-sided and biased, but if you really watched the show, you’d know that if there’s a story, Fox is going to get it out there, regardless of which side of the political party it affects!

It’s understandable if you’re totally to the left and don’t want to hear anything bad about your own party!  I understand! But, regardless of what people think, they are equal opportunity newscasters and you deserve to know the truth!  If the shoe fits on a Republican, they make just as sure that they wear it on their foot publicly!

And, not only do they report the news, but they sometimes repeat the stories over and over!  Doesn’t that just drive you nuts? They’re not trying to drive you further over the edge.  They do it just in case you thought you were dreaming when you heard the story the first time!  A really bad dream…!  And, they know that you’re busy and may have missed it the first time!
They’re doing you a favor!

It’s reminds me of the scenario of when your best friend was getting ready to marry a total jerk!  You told her but she didn’t listen and she turned on you because she doesn’t like what she’s hearing!  <bummer…no invitation> Bitterness ensues.  Two years later (+/-) the bride is a miserable excuse for a woman with a kid hanging on her ankle and her husband in a bar or in another woman’s bed! The best friend feels awful but it’s not like she didn’t tell her so!!

The sad truth is, that bride will leave that horrible excuse for a man and most likely fall into the arms of another man who is just like him!  It’s just the way it is…people make bad decisions every day that affect more than just themselves!

I just wish that THIS poor decision that people were WARNED ABOUT BY FOX NEWS DIDN’T AFFECT US ALL!!  DAMN IT!!
I expect to pay for my own bad choices, but not half of the star-struck nation’s choice that they cannot divorce, abandon or otherwise!  We have to live with this!

It’s a story repeated over and over all over the world!
See no evil, hear no evil, pet the unicorn!